improbablenormality:

chibird:

Introducing, pocket penguin! Everyone should have a pocket penguin. ^u^

I would throw that thing in front of a bus within 4 minutes. 

shakethatforshady:

Why is it so hard for me to stop thinking about my weight and what I eat.

(via goinghammel)


9 notes - Posted May 22nd at 8:13 pm

I just want a jeep wrangler but apparently thats to much to ask for


0 notes - Posted May 22nd at 6:58 pm

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via lovethroughthesadness)


61192 notes - Posted May 21st at 8:48 pm
Hi
lunarlovenotes:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

crying. SOBBING.
crazysexyfierce:

Bby

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

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85418 notes - Posted May 16th at 8:54 pm